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is our great pleasure, to receive you on this site. Our virtual
door is wide open to inform you on what occurs in our retired
thought of the month: (NEW)
is not something you wish for, it is something you make, something you
are, something you do, and something you give away. ” -
tele-direct alumni reunion 2017 in Toronto
(NEW)Cheryl England, Pat Price and Jan Rogers Thank You for your attendance at the 17th Annual Alumni Reunion 2017.
CHRISTMAS LUNCH 2017 IN MONTREAL: (NEW)
November 29, 2017
Christmas season is fast approaching and again this year at the request
of many pensioners (close to 100 last year) we organize the:
14th Yellow Pages Pensioners' Christmas Lunch
Please confirm your presence no later than November 26 by sending an email to Christine Mimeault at email@example.com
OR call 514-603-3108 (leave a message)
Note: Friends of pensioners are also welcome. You are all invited.
|Location :|| Restaurant Casa Grecque|
7218 Boul Newman
Lasalle, Que. H8N 1X2
Room exclusively for us
’'Bring your wine and beer’’
those you would like to come by Metro, we will have transportation
available from the Metro Angrignon to the restaurant between 11:00 am
and 11:15 am at the latest. Please advise Christine Mimeault.
| Reserve your seat now,
because they are limited|
YPPG WEB SITE IN TRANSITION
more than 14 years in operation, the current site operated by Jean-Paul
Joanisse, will be decommissioned at the end of December 2017.
new wEB site under the responsibility of the YPPG Board of Directors
will be in place shortly. You can now access the new site: http://yppg-gppj.com/
Please note that to keep you informed about social events in your area, you can access the following sites on Facebook:
Retirees from Province of Quebec and Ottawa Region (Friends of Yellow Pages Group):
Ontario Retirees (Tele Direct Yellow Pages):
Retired from Canada west coast (Dominion Dir to YPG (BC) Retired):
at the beginning in 2003 I only had 10 retirees as subscribers to this
Web site, it is thanks to the help of very many retirees that makes
sure that the list now includes more than 740 pensioners.
I want to thank the following people for their support:
People who helped reunite pensioners:
Ted Colavita, Louise Leblanc, Roger Lesiège, Bernard Ouellette, Doug Price, Jan Rogers, Jean Séguin and Dianne Stix.
All other volunteers:
Bartlett, Jacques Bisaillon, Graham Butler, Annette D'Andrade, Maurice
Descoteaux, Ann Dobbin (Raper), Madeleine Gaudreault, France
Gosselin, Monique Lavigne, Roger Lesiège, Gail Lockhart, Charlotte
Martineau, Dan Maurice, April McSavaney, Johanne Mazeroll, Douglas
McIntyre, Ann McMaster, Christine Mimeault, Roger Murphy, Bernard
Ouellette, Raymonde Parenteau, Danielle Patry, Pauline Petroff, Raul
Pumber, Pat Price, Hélène Rouisse, Tony Sledge, Tony Street, Joan
Thorpe and Suzanne Valiquette.
Finally, I thank our 3 sponsors who have supported this website throughout its existence:
Robert Parenteau, GPG-Solutions
Pierre D'Anjou, Avant Garde RH
Charles Beaupré, Industriel Alliance
note that as long as the health permits, I continue to organize the
Christmas dinners and if the demand still exists, the monthly dinners.
I will also continue to send you emails about general items such as
death notices, tips and tricks, and other items relevant to Yellow
Pages retirees. Finally, I continue to represent you on the YPPG Board.
It was a great pleasure to serve you and inform you through this website.
WEB SITE SECTION RESERVED TO MEMBERS OF YPPG (NEW)
Note that this section is now the responsibility of the YPPG Board.
The update of the new Web site is scheduled for November 2017.
With technology evolving so rapidly, this could be true sooner than we think.....
(NEW) bY Maurice Descoteaux
- Hello! Gordon's Pizza?
- No sir, it is Google Pizza.
- So, I have the wrong number?
- No sir, Google bought Gordon's Pizza.
- OK. Take my order please ..
- Well sir, you want the usual?
- The usual? How do you know me?
- According to your caller ID, the last 12 times, you ordered pizza with cheese, sausage, thick crust ...
- OK! OK! That's it.
- Sir, may I suggest to you this time ricotta cheese, arugula with sun-dried tomatoes?
- No, I hate vegetables.
- But your cholesterol is high!
- How do you know?
- Through the Lab subscriber's guide. We have the results of your blood tests for the last 7 years.
- Okay, but I want my regular pizza, I already take medicine.
But sir, you have not taken your medicine regularly. Four months ago,
you only purchased a box with 30 tablets at Drugsale Network.
- I bought more from another drugstore.
- It is not showing on your credit card.
- I paid in cash.
- But you did not withdraw that much cash according to your bank statement.
- I have other sources of cash.
- This is not showing on your last Income-Tax return, unless you got it from an undeclared source.
- WHAT THE HELL? Enough! I'm sick of Google, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp.
- I'm going to an Island without Wi-Fi or internet, where there are no cell phones or satellites to spy on me.
- I understand sir, but you need to renew your passport, as it expired 5 weeks ago
(NEW) bY Maurice Descoteaux
A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his
father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.
His father said he'd make a deal with his son, "You bring your grades up
from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little and get your hair
cut. Then we'll talk about the car."
The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he'd settle for the
offer and they agreed on it.
After about six weeks his father said, "Son, you've brought your grades
up and I've observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I'm
disappointed you haven't had your hair cut."
The boy said, "You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've
noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the
Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair and there's even strong
evidence that Jesus had long hair."
Love the Dad's reply!
"Did you also notice that they all walked everywhere they went?"
THE NEXT WEB SITE
FINAL Web site update is scheduled on DECEMBER 14, 2017.
the most recent update of the Pensioner’s Directory, it does now
include a total of: 894 persons.
If you know pensioners that are not listed in the
Pensioners’ Directory, please tell them to send an e-mail to firstname.lastname@example.org
or to call Jean-Paul Joanisse at (514) 603-3108 in order to get their
If you want to be removed from the pensioners' directory, please send an e-mail to email@example.com
an artist among us
Mark Guilbeault latest
sculpture project. Antiqued basswood set on Brazilian brown soapstone.
There's no actual subject in this piece, it is simply a study of
organic and fluid shapes he sketched a while back.
the advent of Web and e-commerce development, the bargain hunter should
move from one shop to another, with all the irritants that includes:
fuel costs becoming more expensive, finding parking, cold weather or
rain, to elbow with hordes of consumers, etc.. Today, nothing more
simple: we open our web browser, visit few sites, you complete the
transaction with your credit card and bingo the purchase is completed!
study by the magazine Protegez-Vous (March 2011), they compared 11
shopping engines on the Web (price comparison). The best Canadian price
comparison sites are (in order of priority):
comparators: 5 tips for shopping
increase your chances of finding the best price, use at least three
prices vary from day to day and week to week, visit these sites a few
times and be patient! Historic prices should help you determine if it
is a good time to buy.
prices that you find by shopping on the Web always accurate. Click on
the links to see if they are the same on the websites of retailers.
are not displayed by the comparators, do not forget to include shipping
costs and customs duties. Many merchants allow you to obtain this
information by entering your zip code. In some cases, you must complete
before the command to know the shipping costs.
making a transaction, check whether the site is secure. The address
should begin with <<https>> and a padlock
should appear on the navigation bar.
NEW TRAVELLING SECTION:
In order to help you to better plan your
travelling (By car, by plane or by ship), I did create a new
will find the following information:
suppliers offering low prices on the internet..
gas price offered in Canada and USA.
for information related to passport.
(what you need to know), etc
Independant cruise survey
For your information, as a pensioner, you are
entitle to some benefits. This may be different from one pensioner to
I did retire, I was inform that I had a maximum total amount for the
reimbursement of my medication and health services. I recently learned
that by calling directly Manuvie at 1 800 268-6195, they will give you
your up to date cumulative amount that they have paid for your
you did lost or you can not find your benefits brochure that you got
when you retired, you can get a copy by calling YPG (Benefits at
retirement) at 1 800 417-2114 and they will send it to you by mail.
FREE INVENTORY SERVICES
is not frequent that we have the misfortune to be rubbed or the house
goes in flame.
However if this happen, do you have a complete inventory of your
Heartburn of your home.
did found a Web site which offer this service FREE of charge and they
are recommended by the Metro newspaper who indicate that this service
is also secure. For more detail, please refer to the following Web
REAL TELEPHONE SCAM (By Jan Rogers):
Jan Rogers inform us about a real telephone
scam confirmed by 2 serious Web site (Snopes and Hoax busters). For
detail information, please click on the following link:
you to all pensioners who did send their authorization form
regarding the supply of your personal information to YPPG
In order to get the most complete electronic
directory, for those who did not send their form, please send it as
soon as possible.
Click on the following link in order to get
the authorization form: Mailing
PENSIONERS, THIS IS YOUR WEB SITE.
For the interest
of all pensioners, if you whish to submit an article
with or without pictures about pensioner’s happening on this Web site,
please make sure that you send the information to:
firstname.lastname@example.org, at least 3 working days before
the next update of the Web site.
This Web site exists because of their
contribution. Thank you.
(Click on their logo in order to access their
Cell: 514 234-5225
Tel: 514 603-3108
We also take the opportunity to say thank you
the following persons who did gather Yellow Pages retirees (TD
& BAI), in order to create the Yellow Pages Pensioners’ Group:
Jan Rogers, Dianne Stix, Ted
Colavita, Roger Lesiège and Jean Séguin.